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Jesus Christ, Mike. What are you doing?

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What the hell are you wearing?

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Oh, my God, look at your shoes.

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Hey, these are Italian.

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Anyway, you said to wear a suit.

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No, I said wear the suit that we had
specifically tailored for the wedding.

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You know, the gray one, to match me.

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Why do we have to match?

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Because wedding parties always match.

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Why? Who cares why? Oh, my God, Tracy's
going to be so pissed at me.

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Fuck, I asked you to do one thing, man.
It was so simple.

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Fuck it, whatever. Hey, at least you're
early.

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Oh, I thought I was late.

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Dude, the wedding doesn't start for two
hours.

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So I'm early then.

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Yeah, better than early than late.

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Look, um, Alex needs some help setting
up the decorations and stuff. So for me,

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could you just put on a happy face and
give her a hand?

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No, not on high. Like, decorating's a
girl's job, okay?

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Anyway, have you seen Eileen anywhere?

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Oh, you mean Mom?

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No, I mean Eileen.

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You know, Mike, it might be a good idea
to start calling her Mom.

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I mean, just today, especially.

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Come on, we both know she's been a
better mom to us than our real mom ever

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was.

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Look, I'm not going to do it, okay? No.

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Anyway, where is she? Because she told
me she was going to help me finish up my

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best man speech.

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You haven't written your speech yet?

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Hey. Oh, my God.

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Hey, why are you coming down so hard on
me, bro? Come on. Seriously?

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I threw you the most epic bachelor
party. And I showed up two hours, two

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hours early today. Yeah, accidentally.

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Whatever.

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All right.

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All right. All right. I just want today
to be perfect. All right? For me, for

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Tracy, can you please just help out?

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And it will be, all right? Everything's
going to be fine.

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Look, just give me a few minutes to
write the speech.

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Jesus. Lay off.

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Oh, by the way, you do know that there's
still time to back out of this whole

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thing, right?

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Why are you so late?

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I'm not late. I'm two hours early.
You're late for me.

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I need you to help me relax.

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Lock the door.

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I need you to rub my shoulders.

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I've been so tense from the sweating.

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Oh, yeah.

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Of course, your shoulders.

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Anyway, are you going to help me write
this speech? Because I'd like that a

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lot. I need my rub first.

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Kyle is already all over my ass because
I haven't finished this stupid thing,

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okay? I need to get this done.

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Think we can fuck before the ceremony?

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That's a good question.

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Maybe. I don't know. Where's my dad?

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I think he's hanging out with his future
daughter-in-law.

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Apparently she's going through some
pre-wedding crisis, but she needs to

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talk to your dad about it and borrow
him.

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Wait, let me get this straight.

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You want me to take your virginity so
that you can be a better lover to my

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son?

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Yes, yes, exactly.

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You're loony.

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I just need some time.

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I need you to teach me some things so it
seems like I'm experienced.

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Listen, you cannot get from virgin to
slut.

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Okay.

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Can't reach that.

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Pretend it's like a dad teaching his
daughter how to ride a bicycle.

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No. No.

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It is nothing like a dad teaching his
daughter how to ride a bicycle.

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It's like a dad teaching his daughter
how to ride him.

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Please.

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Just 30 minutes of your time.

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I need to seem like I'm broken in when
Kyle gets to me.

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You know what's crazy about this?

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other than the fact that you're a
23-year-old virgin, is that somewhere in

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your brain, you think it's okay for a
father to teach a girl half his age

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who's going to become his daughter how
to fuck.

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Tracy, listen.

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I'm sorry. I came off as callous, but
it's a little unusual for me to be

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talking about sex with anyone other than
my wife.

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I'm such a giant freak show.

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No, you're not.

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You know, I was raised in a family where
being a virgin...

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was a good thing and sex was something
to be ashamed of and i don't know

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maybe maybe my dad was right here i am
trying to

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have an adult conversation with a
parental

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figure and all he does is make fun of me
i didn't make fun of

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you I just need some sexual guidance.

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Just moan a bit.

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Move your body around.

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Tell him what a big cock he has.

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Talk dirty.

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He'll like that.

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Thank you. Yeah.

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I

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want

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to taste your cum all over me.

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I want to...

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Feel you deep inside me.

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God damn.

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You dick is so big.

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Am I doing it right?

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You are getting bigger.

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Always.

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Can I take it out?

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You have to be very careful.

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I want to see it.

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There's a child lock there.

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But I'm not a child.

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Take your time.

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Just look at it. Have you ever seen a
cock before?

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No?

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How does it look to you?

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I like it.

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You like it? What do you like about it?
It's very soft.

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It's very soft. It's totally very soft.

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But hard.

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But hard?

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I like it. That's it.

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You can lick it. Does that feel good?

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We'll see.

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Like that? Or should I put my whole
mouth on it? You want to put your whole

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mouth on it? Yeah. Can I suck on it?

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Yes, you can.

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Like that?

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That's good.

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Yeah? You have a very nice, warm
approach.

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It's very gentle.

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You're taking your time.

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And you know that feeling of the cock on
your tongue? You can also move your

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tongue around underneath.

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You feel it filling the back of your
throat a little bit?

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It's so big in my mouth.

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Now you may feel like gagging, but just
relax your throat.

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And just push it as deep as you possibly
can.

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And just swirl your tongue.

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Side to side underneath.

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There you go. Just like that.

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You can take your hand and you can
just... Exactly.

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So when you pull your mouth off, you can
stroke my cock and then push your

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hand in when it goes inside your mouth.

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Just like that.

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Nice and slow.

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Now boys like it when it's slow and
sometimes you can speed it up.

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And then sometimes you can slow it down.
You can go at any pace you want.

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My friends have told me about doing
this, but... Did they?

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It feels so much bigger in my mouth than
they described.

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Oh, that's just one angle. I can show
you an angle that really fills up your

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mouth.

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Okay, show me.

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Okay.

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I should say I'm just taking this off.

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Get it messed up.

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Oh, it's like a dirty... Oh,

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I like that.

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Is it ticklish?

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Yeah, that seems so wrong.

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Do people do that?

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Oh, yeah.

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Especially when boys do that.

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So you can taste your coverage.

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This is the tricky part.

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It might tickle.

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That's your clit. Your clit has a lot of
nerve endings.

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They give you pleasure.

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And then you have some inside.

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All the different places feel so
different.

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Your tongue is so soft and your face is
so scratchy.

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Now,

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you're talking about the way my cock
fills up your mouth?

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Would you like me to show you how to...

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I fell your throat, yeah? Yeah.

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We'll come back to this later.

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Okay.

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That's what, that's what, what's the
right?

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Is that what it is?

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It's a cough in your throat?

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Mm-hmm. Okay.

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Show me now.

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Do you see how that cock curves?

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We want that to go down your throat. So
you want to line up your head right

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there. Then tilt your head forward.

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There you go. Did you feel that?

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Did you feel that?

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It's going to make your eyes water and
your nose run.

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But it looks so good.

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That's hard to do.

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It is hard to do. Very few girls can do
that.

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You want to keep trying?

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Yes, I'm trying.

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There you go.

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There you go.

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Yes. There you go. Keep it there. Keep
it there as long as you can.

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Just enjoy it. Relax your throat.

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Yeah.

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Oh, that makes a lot of sense.

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It does make a lot of sense.

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It's the promised land.

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I'm going to have to practice this.

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You're like Moses and his staff.

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I wonder if Tyler knows about that.

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I'm going to go do it like that.

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I bet.

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Okay, how should I be?

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Lay on your back.

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There we go.

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Just relax.

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Okay.

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You're gonna feel a little bit of pain.

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Okay. Oh, it's so bad.

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It's just your hymen.

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And after that initial push.

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Oh, be gentle.

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Thank you.

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A parental figure.

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To show them.

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You're so much older than me. So much
more experienced.

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Oh, my God.

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What do you call this part?

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Your clit.

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It's your clitoris.

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Can I rub it? You can rub your clit.

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It adds to the pleasure.

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It's like it's aching.

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Is it?

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It probably needs some stimulation.

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You're just going to move your butt up
and down.

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Does that feel good?

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Nice, slow rhythm.

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There we go. And you tilt your head.
Yeah. You go back.

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And then forward.

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Back and forward.

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Oh, my God.

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Come here.

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Come here.

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Here we go.

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I'm so glad you're going to be my other
daddy soon.

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Yeah.

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Help me maybe come along.

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Right here. Get it deep in there.

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Deep in there.

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Like that?

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You like that? Take a hit. You like
that? Right there.

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Deep in there. Sort back.

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There's that.

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Oh, that feels really good.

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Does it?

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You're going to feel the sensation.

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It's going to explode.

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And your brain is going to leave your
head.

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And you're going to leave your body.

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That's the experience you want.

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Sounds really good.

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I want to do that.

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I want to do that.

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It's big in my pussies.

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I don't know how to describe it.

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I'm going to just make it bigger and
bigger and it will happen.

264
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,940
Keep going, yeah.

265
00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:18,660
Keep going if it feels good.

266
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:26,000
Oh, it feels better when you help.

267
00:28:53,070 --> 00:28:54,070
Is it a good fit?

268
00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:55,770
Yeah, it's a good fit. Really?

269
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:30,280
This is a very popular position for the
guys because we get everything we like.

270
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,019
That ass up?

271
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:28,160
Yeah. Yeah, well that's what this is.

272
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,180
Like,

273
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,480
like, like that.

274
00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:38,300
Nice, hot liquid shoot on my deck.

275
00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:41,780
Really? Yeah, and it can shoot all over
you.

276
00:34:42,179 --> 00:34:43,920
Really? All over your face.

277
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:22,520
Maybe I'll do that in my head.

278
00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:27,020
I think, I think I've got to figure out
how to do it like this first.

279
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,060
sometimes guys miss.

280
00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:43,010
Thank you for being such a good teacher,
Daddy.

